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Butch is a long-time friend of mine. My ex-wife wonders why. Even I can’t answer that question. Butch and I couldn’t be more different. I’m a PhD research chemist at a huge Pharmaceutical Corporation and Butch is a contract plumber, working on new housing developments and hi-rise office buildings.
There is no explanation for our friendship except that we’ve known each other since kindergarten, a friendship that’s lasted for almost twenty-eight years. I tend toward the conservative, I read a lot and I’m fairly well versed on vintage wines, while Butch is wildly progressive, hasn’t read anything more consequential than Cliffs Notes or Classic Comics that he needed to graduate from high school and swills lite beer by the six pack. I’m confident my friendship with Butch was a factor in my divorce.
Butch is always on the hunt for women even though he’s married to Maryann. He tells me he’s happily married but he needs additional sexual encounters so he doesn’t lose his “mojo.” In other words, he needs to get laid frequently so he doesn’t fall victim to what he calls “penile atrophy,” a use it or lose it philosophy.
I like Maryann. She’s authentic, without artifice of any kind. She’s also all woman, beautiful in a girl next-door kind of way, long hair, full lips and a body begging for attention. She’s head and shoulders better than any of the heels up broads Butch is constantly chatting up in the bar.
Speaking of bars, I’ve been meeting Butch in his favorite pub twice a week since my divorce. Butch gets there shortly after three thirty in the afternoon and generally leaves alone sometime after I leave around nine. At least I think he leaves alone. When I leave, he’s usually struck out with three or four of his target women and his prospects usually don’t seem promising.
Based on my observations about Butch, I’ve assumed his constant descriptions of his conquests are mostly macho fantasies, without substance. A couple of month’s ago, I tired of his bragging about his scores with the women and I challenged him directly.
“Butch,” You’re full of shit,” I told him.
He seemed shocked by my assertion although it wasn’t the first time I’d called him on one of his boasts. “What is it this time?” he asked.
“That you’re getting laid as often as you claim,” I informed him.
“You don’t think I’m actually fucking the women I pick up?” he asked.
“More than that,” I expanded. “I’ve watched them blow you off and I’ve never seen you leave with a single one of them, let alone looking like they can’t wait to spread their legs for you.”
“You’re wrong, Tony,” he replied. “Just because you leave early, before I settle on a woman, doesn’t mean I leave alone later,” He said.
“Prove it,” I challenged.
“What do you have in mind?” he asked.
“Leave with one of them before I leave,” I suggested.
“Not so easily done, ass hole,” he said. “You leave so early they’re not done drinking. I wait until they have a full load on before I make my move,” he explained.
“Okay. I’ve got it,” I said. “I’ll hang around until you leave but if she’s the last broad in the bar and you’re the last guy, it doesn’t count. She has to go with you based on your skill and appeal, not that you’re her only choice.”
“You’ve got a deal,” Butch said. “Watch and learn,” he added.
I watched for the next ninety minutes without learning much. I watched as Butch approached a number of women, alone or in small groups, and I watched as they brushed him off with a wave of their hands or by turning their backs on him.
Back on his stool next to mine, I watched as he identified a lone woman in a booth near the rear of the bar. He signaled the bartender and waited while she mixed and brought him a drink. Butch slid off the bar stool, picked up the drink and headed for the woman in the rear booth.
“Is he any good at this?” I asked the bartender as Butch walked away.
“He’s not perfect but he’s better than most,” she told me. “She’s one of his regulars. Guaranteed. You know, last choice but she’ll do. If she’s not here, he’s even hit on me.”
“You ever take him up on it?” I asked.
“Not on your life. Too crude for me but some of the others like it rough. You, on the other hand, might actually have a chance,” she added.
“Nothing personal. You’re very appealing. I just don’t work that way,” I told her.
“Offer stands, if you change your mind,” she confirmed.
We watched for a while as Butch chatted up the woman in the booth. Eventually, they got up together.
“And you’re okay with this?” I asked.
“I’m not his mother or his wife,” she said.
“He is married, though,” I stated.
“I’m also not his priest,” she stated flatly as she moved away to attend to another patron.
I watched as Butch walked slowly by me on the way out of the pub with the woman from the booth on his arm. He smiled knowingly at me and I saluted him with the remainder of my pint of nut brown ale. The woman never noticed me. She was hanging on his arm with one hand and playing with the buttons Ankara escort on her blouse with the other hand.
Two evenings later, I arrived at the pub at my usual six pm and saw the woman Butch had left with sitting alone in the same booth in the rear. Butch was nowhere to be seen. I asked the bartender to make another of the drink the woman was having.
“Gonna give it the old college try?” she asked.
“Not on your life. Just confirming an assumption I have.”
I took the drink to the booth with me.
“Do you mind?” I asked the woman before I sat down.
“It’s a free country,” she said.
I sat across from her and offered her the drink.
“For me? How considerate,” she said as she accepted the drink after finishing the one she had in front of her.
“Could I ask you a personal question?” I asked.
“That depends on the question,” she replied.
“Okay,” I started. “I was wondering about the guy you left with two days ago.”
“You mean Jim?” she asked.
“That’s him,” I confirmed. “I don’t want to be too intrusive or too personal but why did you leave with him?”
“You want to know if I fucked him, right?” she said.
“I was trying not to be crude but that’s about it,” I said.
“And if I did, now you want to fuck me,” she asserted. “With another one of these,” she said, pointing to the drink I brought her, “it would be possible.”
“That wasn’t my goal,” I said. “It’s just that he’s my best friend and I don’t want to see him have a problem.”
“Oh, he doesn’t have a problem. He’s probably the best fuck in the place. I’m always happy to spend an hour or two with him.”
“Thank you,” I said. “You’ve answered my question.”
“You’re welcome,” she said. “Are you sure you don’t want to fuck me?” she added.
“Maybe next time,” I said.
“Deal,” she said. “I’m wet just thinking about it.”
I went back to my barstool. Butch came in about ten minutes later.
“Where have you been?” I asked.
“Fixing a drain some amateur couldn’t get right,” he told me. “Good overtime,” he said.
He ordered his usual piss colored lite beer. While he was waiting, he noticed the woman in the booth waving in his direction. When his beer came, he took a sip and slid off his stool. “Excuse me,” he said and headed for the rear booth.
He was back in five minutes. “What did she want?” I asked.
“She wanted to know if you were gay,” he replied.
“What did you tell her?” I asked.
“I told her I didn’t know. I wasn’t gay so I’d never had the honor of being with you.”
“Thanks pal.”
“No problem,” Butch responded.
Over the next few days, I wondered about Butch fucking any woman in the bar who was willing to spread her legs. I was concerned that it would affect our friendship. Butch was Butch. He had been chasing skirts since before he was married and he was still chasing skirts. However, I was beginning to have thoughts about Maryann. She deserved better. She was sitting home alone, while Butch was getting laid. I couldn’t tell her. I couldn’t do that to her, or Butch either, but Maryann deserved compensation of some kind.
I didn’t think Butch understood the impact his infidelity would have on Maryann if she found out. Maybe if he experienced the hurt himself, he would understand and modify his behavior. Maybe. Butch was Butch.
At the least, Maryann should have some company and I decided I would try to spend more time with her. At the time, I honestly didn’t have a plan to seduce her. I just wanted her to have someone who cared about her and I wanted to be that person.
Maryann’s birthday was coming up. I knew that Butch was spending two evenings a week with me in the pub but I assumed that he was also there the other three week nights. Wednesday, was Maryann’s birthday and, knowing Butch, he would forget and he wouldn’t be home.
I called Maryann late Wednesday afternoon to wish her a happy birthday. I asked her what Butch and she were planning for her birthday.
“Not much,” she told me. He’s always late getting home. He’ll probably only want sex before we go to sleep,” she said sadly.
“Let me take you to dinner tonight,” I said impulsively. “As my birthday present to you,” I added.
“Really? You want to take me to dinner?” she asked. “And you don’t want sex afterward?” she added.
“I do and I never considered it,” I said. “Dinner and no sex in that order,” I added.
“I’d like that,” she said.
I looked at my watch. “I’ll pick you up in thirty minutes,” I said.
“Give me an hour,” she said.
“See you in an hour,” I said and hung up wondering if she was referring to dinner or sex afterward.
Maryann was dressed to the hilt when I picked her up. Her hair was up, her makeup minimal and her little black, just above the knee, dress was low cut. Not low enough to expose her extraordinary breasts but low enough to expose the deep chasm between them. I took her to an Italian restaurant I liked with white tablecloths, low lights and candles on the table. Ankara escort bayan We sat across from each other and had drinks, appetizers, dinner with wine and tiramisu with limoncello after dinner.
Conversation during dinner was mostly uncontroversial. She didn’t talk about Butch much but when she did, it was more critical than praiseworthy. I concluded that she was married to Butch but well past the honeymoon stage in their relationship.
Maryann sat as close to me on the way home as the center console would allow. We arrived at her place about ten pm. Butch’s truck wasn’t in the driveway. Before she got out of the car, she leaned over and kissed me on the cheek. “Let’s do this again sometime,” she said, “Please.”
Maryann got out of the car and I watched her walk unsteadily up the walk to her front door. She opened the door, turned around, waved to me, threw me a kiss, went inside and closed the door. I watched her every step of the way remarking to myself that Butch was out of his mind risking his relationship with the fox that was Maryann for any of the lounge lizards at the pub.
I pondered that question on Thursday when Butch and I were in the pub that evening and I was still pondering it when Maryann called me Friday evening.
Maryann,” I said. “What a surprise.”
“Is it really a surprise that I called you?” she asked.
“Only that you called me before I called you,” I said.
“I could hang up and you could call back,” she teased.
“Not necessary,” I said. “Who called first is immaterial. We’re talking now.”
“I like that,” Maryann said. “Tony, I wanted to thank you again for a wonderful dinner Wednesday. It was the best birthday present I’ve ever had and I want to do it again, soon.”
“How many birthdays do you have in a year?” I quipped.
Maryann giggled.
“Maryann,” I said. “I had a wonderful time as well but I’m not so sure we should do it again.”
“Why not?” she asked. “Next time I’ll pay.”
“That’s not it,” I told her.
“Then tell me why,” she urged.
“You’re married,” I said.
“That wasn’t a problem last Wednesday,” she countered.
“It was your birthday and, anyway, Butch is my best friend and we didn’t get between the sheets together.”
“Well, he’s not my best friend, you’re not married to him and why not?” she whined.
“Maryann,” I said quietly. “Tell me what’s going on.”
“All Butch ever wants is sex. His answer to every problem is sex. If I’m tired, sex will give me energy. If I’m hurting, sex with make me feel better. If we argue, sex is an apology and will make me less angry. If he forgets to take out the trash, sex is the answer. He’s out late every night, fucking everything that moves and comes home looking for more sex.”
“You know about that?” I asked without thinking.
“You know about it?” she demanded.
“I’m sorry to say, I do. I’ve witnessed it,” I answered.
“And you didn’t say anything to me?” she cried.
“If you didn’t know, I didn’t want to be the friend who told you and, if you did know, I assumed you were okay with it or had worked it out somehow with Butch. Either way, I thought my best course of action was to do nothing except to discourage Butch.”
“You tried to stop him?”
“Not very effectively,” I admitted.
“Well,” she continued. “He’s been screwing around since before we got married. He was fucking that slut Margo then. I thought he would stop after we were married but I was wrong. He gave up Margo but started going to the pub every evening and you know what went on there.”
“Why are you telling me this now?” I asked.
“After my birthday dinner Wednesday, I decided I’d had enough. For the first time in years, I had dinner without sex afterward. I had a dinner with a gentleman with only trying to make me happy on his mind.”
“Wow,” I said. “I didn’t know that.”
“Now you know,” Maryann said. “And there’s more. When I got home, I took a shower, changed the sheets and curled up in bed with a novel I’d wanted to read for a long time. It felt wonderful, in bed alone, clean, reading and relaxed for the first time I could remember. When Butch came home, he wanted sex. I told him no.”
“You actually told him no?”
“I did but he was persistent. He tried to use my birthday as a reason to have sex. I was determined not to roll over to his demands. When he tried to force himself on me, I kneed him in the nuts and told him to go sleep in the spare bedroom.”
“Damn, woman. Good for you. That worked?” I asked.
“Surprisingly, it did and he hasn’t touched me since.
“Damn.”
“You’re repeating yourself. Anyway, it wasn’t that hard,” Maryann said. “He didn’t speak to me yesterday morning and he didn’t come home last night at all. I have no idea if he’ll be home tonight but I’m damn sure nothing will have changed.”
“What can I do?” I asked.
“You can take me out to dinner again,” Maryann said.
I thought about it for a moment. “Wednesday night?” I proposed.
“Wednesday’s Escort Ankara fine but I was hoping for sometime sooner.”
“I understand but I’ll see him Tuesday night in the pub and I need the time to gauge his mood. He’s bigger than I am and I don’t want to get crosswise with him.”
“If he threatens you, I’ll cut his nuts off,” Maryann asserted.
“I’m hoping to avoid a testicle-ectomy,” I said.
Maryann giggled.
“It’s nothing to laugh about. You don’t have testicles so you can’t imagine what it would be like. Men, including me and I’m sure Butch, are emotionally attached to their balls. Having them removed, forcefully or not, is not a calming thought.”
“If I’d known that, I would have kneed him sooner,” Maryann said.
“I’ll pick you up on Wednesday,” I told her.
“I can’t wait.”
Tuesday night, I was sitting next to Butch in the pub. “I have to admit,” I said, “I was wrong about your ability to score.”
“I glad to hear you admit it,” Butch responded.
“Tell me about the woman in the booth last week,” I said.
“You mean Margo? She’s easy pickins,” he said.
“So, you kinda cheated,” I asserted.
“Cheated? How?”
“She was a guaranteed hookup,” I said.
“You didn’t put any conditions on your challenge except she couldn’t be the last one in the bar. So, I took advantage a little but I still got laid and you were wrong.”
“I can’t disagree with that?” I said. “By the way, what did you and Maryann do for her birthday?”
“Not much,” Butch answered. “She wasn’t interested. Just wanted to stay home.”
“That doesn’t sound like her,” I said. “She’s always been the first one at a party,” I said.
“Fuck her,” Butch commented.
“That doesn’t sound like things are going well at the ranch,” I said.
“She won’t talk to me,” he admitted.
“Did you do something to piss her off?”
“I have no idea what it could be.”
“Do you think she found out about your activities with other women?”
“I don’t think so and, even if she did, she’s never had a problem with it before,” Butch insisted.
I left it there. Butch was in a dark tunnel and the freight train headed straight at him had a burned out headlight. He was never going to see it coming.
Dinner the next evening with Maryann was better than the last time. She was dressed in a red dress, flared above the knee and plunging to just above her navel. It was obvious she wasn’t wearing a bra and I had no idea what kept her breasts from peeking out when she moved. Her hair was up in a playful ponytail and her makeup even less obvious than last week. The girl next door was suddenly the brightest bulb in the string.
We had two or three drinks more than we should have before, during and after dinner. We danced at a club on the edge of town for a while. She leaned against me, pressing her breasts and hips against me as we danced on the dark wood parquet floor. I learned that nothing prevented her breasts from peeking out of her dress when she danced. I had images of clean sheets race through my oxygen depleted mind.
I drove Maryann home. Butch’s truck wasn’t in the driveway again. I walked Maryann to the door and somehow, she managed to get me inside where she threw her arms around my neck and kissed me. Alarm bells went off all around me but I kissed her back anyway. My sanity returned when Maryann began to unbutton my shirt.
“Maryann,” I said. “Slow down. Butch could be home any minute.”
“He won’t be home for hours. Maybe not at all,” she argued.
“But this isn’t right,” I insisted.
“Anthony,” she scolded me, “I’ve heard all the excuses. None of them are more important than this minute. I want you to fuck me.”
“What?” I managed to say.
“No. That’s not right,” Maryann corrected. “I want you to make love to me.”
“Maryann,” I implored. “I can’t.”
“You can’t or you won’t?” she asked.
“I can and I want to but Cindy hasn’t been gone that long and I don’t want to you to be someone I have sex with on the rebound.”
“You need to get laid to get over Cindy?”
“I think that’s right.”
“And I can’t be that woman?”
“You’re to close to me. I care too much about you. I’m afraid, somehow, that breaking away from Cindy with you will permanently damage our relationship in the future.”
“So, you need to get laid and you need to do it soon,” Maryann insisted.
“How can I do that? I can’t just place an ad on Facebook.”
“Tinder maybe,” said Maryann. “How about the pub where Butch seems to have all his success?”
“I do have an open offer from the bartender,” I said.
“I assume the bartender is a woman,” Maryann stated.
“All woman,” I confirmed.
“Then problem solved. Go get laid,” Maryann insisted.
“When?”
“Tomorrow night,” said Maryann.
“I don’t know,” I said.
“Do I have to come down there and make introductions?” asked Maryann.
“No. No. No. I can manage on my own. Tomorrow night.”
Thursday evening, I sat in the pub with Butch. The bartender, Jamie, spent some time talking with me and we both watched as Butch made the rounds with the women in the room. Butch managed to connect with an overweight red head.
“Looks like Romeo has found his Juliet for the night,” said Jamie.
“Looks like it,” I agreed.
“How about you?” asked Jamie.
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